Ugly Christmas Sweaters ‘R Us

Our next get-rich-quick scheme:  Ugly Christmas Sweaters.

I think I did a pretty good job on Johnny’s 2008 sweater.  And by good I mean U-G-L-Y, you ain’t got no alibi.  Click to see it in all its ugly glory.

Ugly Xmas Sweater 2008

And yes, I painstakingly sewed on patches of ugly Christmas animals, dressed up as angels.  AND I sewed on bits of fabric to create the ugly Christmas angel reindeer flying across John’s chest.  Ohhhh doggy!  That’s one ugly sweater, even without the iron-on stars that I forgot to attach before mailing it to John.  It arrived just a couple hours prior to the big Ugly Christmas Sweater Party, by the way.  Oh, USPS, why do you suck for me right now?  First you lose some of my Save The Date cards, and then you take forever to deliver this ugly sweater.  Perhaps you have an aversion to handmade goodness?